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There is really only one thing to say to this:

(Video via Dlisted.)

Comments (69)
  1. sounds like this little ginger has a temper and a potty mouth

  2. I have a soul!

  3. Sometimes you post things that I am very conflicted about in a lot of different ways. And of course the degree to which I’m conflicted is directly proportional to how real this is. In fact, if this clip had a graphic equalizer with sliders labled FUNNY, SAD, REAL, then REAL would be the preamp to the other two.

  4. Stupid ginger. You don’t have a soul cause souls aren’t real. Souls were invented by idiots in Italy who wear robes and huge hats. However, if they were real, you wouldn’t have one. Cause you are a fucking ginger.

  5. I think white kids that say “Fa Real” don’t have souls.

  6. It seems fitting that this would be posted on MLK Day

  7. fake? please? thisvideo.ugh/

  8. If you don’t want to get made fun of don’t be a Ginger! Duh

  9. No, no, I dated one, trust me, they don’t.

  10. PLUS

    debate…

  11. Stop the insanity, though its been 38 long years since highschool for me, I know public addressing of the haters like this will not help your cause Ginger. Stop now! Shut your mouth and keep your head down, continue to have lunch with the teachers and wait for the day you get the H out of that town.

  12. Not only does this ginger have a soul, he also has the ability to stare into the souls of others.
    I’m scared, you guys:(

  13. Gotdamn, staring into your soulless ginger eyes is certainly not helping your case in my book.

    I like this comment so much I’m gonna put it on youtube.

  14. Poor kid. I mean, clearly he has some issues other than flaming locks of copper hair. Kids are assholes. Don’t they know that only a ginger can call another ginger ginger?

    • You have just made a Tim Minchin fan out of me! And after this scary video, I needed a good laugh that wasn’t tempered with a very real fear that we will see this kid again?when he’s on the news involving the next school shooting. Someone’s getting called down to the counselor’s office tomorrow.

  15. Slightly off topic, but I had carrot-ginger soup for lunch today. It warmed my non-ginger soul.

  16. I hope a therapist is holding that camera.

  17. I had sympathy for him until about :30, then I just wanted to punch him in the face.

  18. I’m sure this show will be about combatting ginger stereotypes.

  19. “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to insult you.”

    Well, you have.

  20. I’m convinced by his arguments and now consider myself a changed man. At the start of the video, like so many other ignorant people on the planet (and possibly even this comment thread), I was prejudiced against him purely because of the colour of his hair. I disliked him because he was “ginger”. No. Worse. I hated him because he was “ginger”. I would have crossed the street to avoid him or made sure he was segregated on the bus or voted against him being allowed to get married. Now that’s all changed. Maybe it was his god. Maybe it was his words. Maybe it was even his, dare I say it, soul. However the change came about, I now no longer hate him because of the colour of his hair. No. Now I just hate him because he’s a dick.

  21. Is this video going to count as the Ginger Community(?)’s I Have A Dream speech? Also, how must Parker and Stone feel for creating a stereotype out of thin-air that actually hurts real people? Plus, I do love me some red-heads, but they honestly don’t have souls. [proof]:

  22. Having a Ginger Avatar, I feel as if I should comment. That is all.

  23. Can Joe Mande dye his hair red and remake this video please?

  24. From one ginger to another, kid, just feel lucky no one’s calling you “firecrotch.”

  25. I feel like I’m going to die 7 days after watching that video.

  26. blind people, white people, mexicans. they all get respect.

  27. Being a ginger is hard. Old ladies want to touch your hair in department stores. Old ladies are terrifying when they’re pawing at your head.

  28. I was going to post a picture and make a joke about how “Rick Astley has soul,” but honestly, I can’t be bothered to look up a picture of Rick Astley. Yuck. Here’s a nice picture of Damian Lewis instead.

  29. Dude, just go to Pandora – everything is awesome there.

  30. Um, no one has a soul.

  31. I think we are all gonna feel pretty bad when this ginger kills himself and his soul goes straight to–oh wait, nevermind.

  32. This poor kid needs a serious ginger beer to calm the fuck down.

  33. basically the same as martin luther king jr’s I Have a Dream speech for black people

  34. If you play this backwards you can ron weasley whisper ‘lord voldemort’.

  35. This kid is a classic example of a gay fish.

  36. i could believe that gingers have souls. i mean look at lindsay lohan, she has red hair and freckles and she has a so…nope, never mind.

  37. No, I…..i’m sure they do….

  38. A few boards from the unfinished deck lean against the lattice, the wood warps in the winter rains. Behind the chainlink fence next to the driveway, an overgrown bush encroaches on the concrete steps leading to the neighbor’s high fence; an upstairs window is all that is visible of the house next door. Their newly pruned tree resembles a decapitated hydra. The house across the street, devoid of life save for the naked glowing porch light. A few cars pass along the street. His head is imperfectly framed in the camera at the expense of his chin, but that is somewhat fitting as the subject of his video is hair, which contrasts vividly against the drear suburban backdrop. It is here, in this manner, that the Ginger defends the existence of his soul.

  39. His Bubba-licious dialect hurts my feelings. “I ayct like it dutt-n’t” (0:31) but it dutt. It really dutt.

  40. Why are gingers the red headed step children of ethnicities?

  41. He’s contemplated suicide because people call him a ginger? I guess it really doesn’t take much for kids to want to kill themselves these days.

    • When I was a kid, we rode bikes and played in construction sites and it made us tough. Today’s kids are made out of self-esteem and gigabytes. You can kill them with a whisper, like Hannibal Lecter killed that guy one cell over. < / crotchety >

  42. Ginger Have Souls RAP and RAP mix #2

    Tune in next week, when Brett Favre sings “GINGERS HAVE SOULS!” on the Vikings dressing room.

  43. I’m a ginger, and I have no soul. Sorry, kiddo…take a pill, it’ll all be okay…

  44. I’m a ginger, and I have no soul. Sorry, kiddo…take a pill, it’ll all be okay… (even tho in may avatar there I’m a black man…I’m a white ginger woman without a soul trapped in a black man’s body) OK!?!??! and I’m PROUD OF IT TOO!! OMG what is this shit.

    • I’m the opposite. I had to choose a redheaded avatar because it’s too scary for me to look at my words coming from someone who’s not a ginger.

  45. I always thought Christains who go to Church don’t kill themselves when people call them Gingers. I always figured they prayed for their sou- ummm i mean they pray for the non-gingers who call them names souls.

  46. who knew skoal rebel had a red-headed cousin.

  47. Any kid, however demented or simple, posting a video even claiming that they’ve contemplated suicide should be a red flag.
    Smart and funny blogs like Videogum should not re-post and snigger. It’s not like ANY comedy gold is getting mined here. At all. (‘Ginger snaps’ isn’t bad.)
    Hope this kid doesn’t put a noose around his neck. It fucking happens.

  48. Posted like a true ginger.

  49. Oh, ginger SNAP!

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