I find it almost impossible to believe that three whole days after Self-Potato exploded into our lives, changing us as HUMAN BEINGS, in the year 2010, that there is still no ironic t-shirt commemorating the event available for purchase on-line. Wake up, CafePress! Where you at, Neighborhoodies?! Streets is talking, Hot Topic! You’re trying to tell me that technology allows us to have photorealistic dinosaurs in the hit movie Jurassic Park, but we can’t get a fucking Self-Potato t-shirt off the ground? COME ON, SCIENCE!

And so, as usual, we must do everything for ourselves. That is fine. That is why we are so hearty and robust, because we SURVIVE. Let’s carry the fire and design our own Self-Potato t-shirt, guys! You can find a plain white t-shirt template here.

Now, although we Videogum is clearly ROLLING in Youth in Revolt money these days (Videogum is not not rolling in Youth in Revolt money these days), I can’t actually make any promises about getting the winning design into actual production. Who do I look like, Dov Charney? No way! I own pants, and I treat human beings with dignity! I promise you, though, that if you guys take this seriously, I will do everything in my power to make something happen, if for no other reason than I really want a Self-Potato t-shirt, and all my other clothes have sauce on them.

Make it work!

Comments (55)
  1. Don’t worry about needing to be Dov, or spending hard-earned Youth in Revolt dough. That’s the point of Cafe Press. Just upload the winner, and they print on demand as we monsters order. It’s all taken care of and you can keep yer pants on!

  2. Ultimate Laziness:

  3. Um I can’t do HTML so I don’t know if that worked? But there’s been this one on cafepress all day.

  4. I’ve no idea how to get a picture to show up. This took far longer than it should have.

  5. Somoene. I see what you did there.
    Or do I? Am I memeing this right?

  6. I can’t do photoshop, but… a potato wearing a t-shirt with a potato.

    (Bonus recursion points if you then make them novelty-size and put them on potatoes.)

  7. Hey, I’m smart. How do I post a picture?

    • let’s see if i can type it out without using the actual symbols. i use…

      left pointing carrot, IMG SRC, equal sign, quote, the url, quote, right pointing carrot

  8. The self potato lady is very nice, but she’s no raymond. he’s still my fav.

  9. I hope I did that right.

  10. Thanks Bird. I just got out of jail and this is my first time on the internet.

  11. Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My self, my potato.

  12. So much win. This weeks ball should be 100% T-shirts.

  13. I’m no good at the funny or clever thing, so I just went for the pointless:

    a little twee from me to thee

  14. I’m not good at the photoshops, don’t be too hard on me.

  15. Damn, someone already got to Magritte.


  16. I can’t believe nobody’s done this yet…

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