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The cast for the next season of Celebrity Apprentice has been announced. Celebrity Apprentice, of course, is the show in which Donald Trump makes “celebrities” sell lemonade in Union Square for charity, because of business? The winner gets a job working for Trump as a limousine? And something something Omarosa? It is kind of confusing. But what is not confusing is the impressive display of STAR POWER that is going to be on hand for the new season. You might want to sit down, because this list is going to give you the vapors. All these people in one room? Have you ever wanted to BE A ROOM SO BAD? Check out all these impressive celebs!
- Darryl Strawberry (Sure!)
- Cyndi Lauper (Wow!)
- Bret Michaels (Neat!)
- Sharon Osbourne (Wow!)
- Michael Johnson (OK!)
- Sinbad (Haha! YES!)
- Holly Robinson Peete (Who?)
- Goldberg (What?)
- Carol Leifer (Who?)
- Summer Sanders (Who?)
- Rod Blagojevich (Jail?)
- Maria Kanellis (Huh?)
- Curtis Stone (Huh? Who?)
- Selita Ebanks (What? Huh?)
What a good show! Very famous! I have not seen a cast this impressive since Frangela joined I’m a Celebrity and I Want to Get Out of Here (no offense to Frangela, who I feel confident are aware of whether or not they are indeed “celebrities”). It’s weird that they didn’t get Richard Karn from Home Improvement. He was probably a little too famous. I’m going to get all of these celebrities to sign my autograph book, and then I’m going to set that book on fire!
The new season of Celebrity Apprentice premieres March 14, if that means anything to you.
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“Fame is a hell of a drug. Once you get a taste, you can never get enough.” –Rick James, probably.
If Celebrity Apprentice is the only place i can see Sinbad’s poignant and socially relevant brand of tall-man humor, then you can sign me up. Sign me up for laughs.
Sinbad is why I WILL watch this show… for the first time ever.
I don’t know Gabe, I get the joke, but Mila Kunis is pretty famous. And she kissed Topher Grace (I bet.)
Mila Kunis IS pretty famous! She’s also pretty not on this show.
Gabe, have you visited Lindsay’s website? thatwasthejoke.com
Under We Are Yes. Your name is funny.
Thanks! I was named after my dad. It’s actually supposed to be Under We Are Yes Jr.
Forget pretty famous! She is just pretty! Hubba, hubba! Ha! I’m such a creep! Watch out Mila Kunis!
I read it as a joke relating to the somewhat similar names of Mila Kunis and Maria Kanellis…maybe? maybe not? maybe fuck yaself?
I figured it had to be a typo on Gabe’s part b/c there is no famous person called Maria Kanellis.
Advertising people pay thousands of dollars to get these celebrities (not celebrities) to sell their lemonade! And Donald Trump gets them for free! That man has a gift for business, to be sure.
Summer Sanders was on TV when I was younger. I can’t remember which network, but I remember feeling confused about the changes my body was going through.
It was Nickelodeon, and she hosted Figure It Out! and probably other nostalgic Nick game shows.
well-played, michelle. very well-played.
Summer Sanders was my favorite swimmer growing up. So, I watched Figure It Out! religiously.
Billy the Answer Head would be magic on The Apprentice
figure it out. nickelodeon. still in syndication on nickelodeon gas, which, OF COURSE!, stands for games & sports. she is also of lesser-known celebrity for having won some olympic gold medals in swimming, or something.
p.s. i am twenty-four years old.
She was the “hot” swimmer of the day who had nice legs and won a laundry hamper full of medals. I expect she will have all the personality of a piece of particle board, but maybe I’ll be wrong! (**Goes back to playing shuffleboard and mahjongg with retirement home friends**)
Me too!
She hosted the Nickelodeon game show Figure It Out.
It was after the game show I hosted called Late to the Party.
Between your avatar and your post, I can’t decide who’s the opener and who’s the headliner.
HEY-O! Maybe the real headliner is you! (I took this photo six years ago and today, at long last, it has an appropriate home on the internet.)
Is that his tombstone?
I don’t want any of you monster hackers to get any funny ideas, but my original AIM password was ‘goldberg’. Dude was the man in fourth grade.
“Who’s Desperate?”
Isn’t Holly Robinson Peete the girl from Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper? She was probably only called after Mr. Cooper declined.
But before that! She was on 21 Jump Street!!!!
“Your friends will be there when your back is to the wall.
You’ll find you’ll need us ’cause there’s no one else to call.
When it was hopeless a decision is what you need.
You’d better be ready to, be ready to jump.
21 Jump Street.”
Also, I will be watching this show for the one and only BRET MICHAELS!
“I’m in the business where you get the business all the time.” – Cyndi Lauper
My dear, you just jumped in the deep-end. I protest this making cents of you, Ci.
i don’t know… it’s just not Celebrity Apprentice to me without at least one Baldwin.
Am I wrong, or was Sharon Osbourne already on this show a few seasons back?
OK, I’m wrong… I must have confused her with Joan Rivers. Or Gene Simmons.
It’s like my couch IS the red carpet!
unrelated, but you made me lol on your lindsay lohan youtube comment.
so good
Don’t let Sinbad distract you from the truth: This program represents a unique conflation of the world’s most terrifying weaves/ toupees/ spray paint. Though it’s fun to imagine Trump, Blago and Bret with each other’s do’s.
Henry Fool! Nice.
I will be watching this only for Summer.
So usually when these cast lists come out, I’m embarassed that I know who everyone is and would pretend I don’t know who contestants like Curtis Stone are (he’s a chef) so that I could be like “Wow! What an awful cast!” and ignore the fact that I have a pathetic life and a memory that doesn’t allow me to forget even the most insignificant celebrity. But this time, I legitimately don’t have the foggiest idea where 3 of these people came from, which is really, really sad for Donald Trump.
My money is on Selita Ebanks. Those Victoria Secret Angels know how to bring it when it comes to business. Just look at Tyra and Heidi.
Summer Sanders was also on “Inside the NBA” with Ahmad Rashad. I guess Trump couldn’t get Ahmad Rashad.
You know your show’s in trouble when Bret Michaels is the most culturally relevant “celebrity” in the bunch.
I would never ever never watch this show, and I can’t fathom why she’s appearing on it, but Carol “The Real Elaine Benes” Leifer merits much better than a “Who?” She has serious comedy chops. And it’s always nice to see an out lesbian on a mainstream show. Maybe she can teach Donald about the sanctity of opposite marriage!
I agree. She’s famous to me b/c of her writing & producing on Seinfeld. BUT she’s by no means famous. Your mom and your kid sister don’t know who she is. Trust.
Richard Karn, of Home Improvement break-out fame and Family Feud familiarity, had no place in that joke.
Happy New Year monsters!
Pretty cool that Trump used his connections to get Blagojevich on his show. The producers of I’m A Celebrity Kind Of obviously didn’t have the same clout.
The 12 year old me would be loving seeing Bret Michaels on TV again. How could one deny his cool bandanas and poses? As he would say…”awesome”
The first thing worth watching since
living on in my heart and my torrent drive
Don’t tell any tearorwrists about 3/14 because they could explode American entertainment forever.
GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG!