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Jeff Goldblum is joining the cast of Law And Order: The One Where They Read Minds, I Think:
Jeff is one of the most exciting actors around and is a perfect addition to the ‘Law & Order: Criminal Intent’ ensemble. We are very excited to see what new moves he will bring to the Major Case Squad
I think I know what moves Jeff Goldblum is going to bring to the Major Case Squad: slow slurry drunken moves. Please please Dick Wolf, I’ve never asked you for anything, but in honor of the internet, can you make Jeff’s character a slurry drunk guy?:
I could watch Drunk Jeff Goldblum for hours. He also likes the peach pie (and all food):
Think about it Dick Wolf. This could be your The Wire.
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You are a real sucker for this stuff. That video is slowed down to make it sound like he is drunk. He’s always a weirdo in interviews.
duh.
Touche. I didn’t realize it was an internet fad to slow down Goldblum clips. Kids these days with their YouTubes!
The Goldblum is good stuff. I think Tito just learned about the internets.
I’m gonna smash you, nerd!
No, no, it’s not a huge obvious thing. It’s important to defend the ‘Blum against unfair charges.