Jeff Goldblum is joining the cast of Law And Order: The One Where They Read Minds, I Think:

Jeff is one of the most exciting actors around and is a perfect addition to the ‘Law & Order: Criminal Intent’ ensemble. We are very excited to see what new moves he will bring to the Major Case Squad

I think I know what moves Jeff Goldblum is going to bring to the Major Case Squad: slow slurry drunken moves. Please please Dick Wolf, I’ve never asked you for anything, but in honor of the internet, can you make Jeff’s character a slurry drunk guy?:

I could watch Drunk Jeff Goldblum for hours. He also likes the peach pie (and all food):

Think about it Dick Wolf. This could be your The Wire.

Comments (6)
  1. Tito  |   Posted on Jun 27th, 2008 0

    You are a real sucker for this stuff. That video is slowed down to make it sound like he is drunk. He’s always a weirdo in interviews.

  2. The Goldblum is good stuff. I think Tito just learned about the internets.

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