This is the first image from the upcoming Marmaduke movie, and it definitely answers one burning question: Is the Maramduke movie going to be as bad as one would assume a Marmaduke movie would be? YESSIR. I like the late night production staff meeting to pick the perfect “first image” to put out into the world. “It has to really show what the movie is about, and I think we nailed it.” What a piece of crap! And if a picture is worth a thousand words, here are some of the words that this picture is worth, from USA Today:

“We’ve approached the movie like a John Hughes movie with dogs,” [director Tom] Dey says. “The dog park is like high school for dogs. To make this kind of movie, you really have to understand that it is the dog’s world and we just live in it.”

Almost everything in that paragraph is wrong. This movie is not going to be like a John Hughes movie, there is NO SUCH THING as “high school for dogs,” and I do not have to understand that it is the dog’s world and we just live in it, because it’s not, it’s the human’s world, and this movie looks awful.

All of that being excerpted from this month’s issue of Duh Aficionado magazine said, there is one great thing about this image, and that is all of the empty space above that stupid dog’s head that can be filled with jokes about this movie. I’ve included two templates after the jump that you can choose from, and then post your hilarious inventions in the comments.

Here is my entry:


Comments (57)
  1. I would watch this movie if it were done right- namely if it were written and directed by Joe Mathlete and Marmaduke was accurately portrayed as a sociopath with a rape cabin.

  2. To make this kind of barf, you really have to barf that it is the dog’s barf and we just barf in it.

  3. Photobucket

    I call this “Worse Than Death”

  4. This is admittedly terrible, but since I spent 3 minutes in Paint on it, I might as well put it out there:
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  5. Confused: this is MINI Cooper, right? So in the movie Marmaduke is a normal sized dog?
    You ain’t tall, Marmaduke, you just clever.

  6. In my dream world the Marmaduke movie would open against a movie adaptation of the Howard Huge cartoon from Parade magazine, and we’d all enjoy an Armageddon/Deep Impact, Volcano/Dante’s Peak faceoff of giant, mischevious dog films.

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    things that make sense and stuff and junk.

  8. Joe Mathlete fans in the house?

  9. M’s Hollywood story startsin the typical starlet way:

  10. It’s good to have goals.

  11. Speaking the truth in double negatives.

  12. I stink at MS Paint, but whatever:

  13. I just did so much upvoting! Can we have a new monster’s ball this week where it turns out that EVERYONE WINS?

  14. So many LotsOfLove moments happening here. It’s almost too much to handle. My upvote is broken. You have all broken my upvote.

  15. Pretty sure isaidwhat is joking but uh
    the last couple of upvotes i clicked ended up taking a point OFF so
    I’m really sorry.
    But seriously it’s your own fault I accidentally downvoted you.
    Stop being so awesome.

    • I was using a joking tone, it is true, but I was serious about the LOLs. I did find a high concentration of upvotes in this thread.

    • You have an upvote, and I have an upvote, and I have a straw. And my straw reeeaches across the internet, and starts to drink your upvote… I drink your upvote! I drink it up!

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