Videogum friend and fellow Jersey Shorehead Rich Juzwiak, in addition to writing the popular and great blog fourfour, also writes the VH1 blog, which is why he is at the Viacom building today, which is how he got these great photos of an actual real life for real protest of Jersey Shore happening right now. Amazing. These guys know what is important and worthwhile in life, and they know that you can’t effect unnecessary change if you are not willing to take a ridiculous stand. Now, I do not actually know how to make an on-line joke generator. What do I look like, some kind of incredible nerd? No way, fellow cool people who hate nerds and know what is the style. So you will just have to use your imagination and the comments to generate your own protest signs. But here are a couple:

  • If everyone from New Jersey was like Pauly they’re not OK?!
  • LOOK IN THE MIRROR MTV! U R UGLY UR FACE IS NOT HOT!
  • When it comes to stereotypes, New Jersey residents will never fuhgettaboutit
  • If Jersey Shore represents all of New Jersey, then I guess I’m racist
  • U know what I wud like 2 pound out? This show!

Now you do it.

Comments (58)
  1. Your broad generalization of Italian Americans is so messed up, they call it ‘The Situation’.

  2. Its Adam and Eve, not The Situation and Snookie.

  3. I wanna be a slutty lamp!

  4. Yo, MTV… U Serious, Bro?

  5. To the guy with the “Down with Snooki” sign, that has already been attempted. It do not turn out well, to say the least.

    • Another unfulfilled campaign promise. It’s like Obama turned into Joe Lieberman

      (Hey why doesn’t my spell check recognize Obama’s name. This spell check is clearly racist!)

  6. OBAMA BRING BACK ANGELINA

  7. “There’s already enough trash on our beaches, literally!”

  8. “GOD HATES FAGS who watch Jersey Shore”

  9. Stop Snooki before all the Pickles are Gone!

    • Guys think its funny the way she eats them because she sucks all the juices out. What don’t you have some food you eat everyday. Mines toast. Guidettes like it when I eat it because I slowly lick its clitoris. Fuggedaboutit.

  10. Draft Beer, Not The Situation.

  11. Yo Ma! We’re outta muscle Milk, but we’re not out of ideas on how to reform reality television!

  12. “THIS Situation is unbelievable!”

  13. “Less Jersey, More Jay-Z! Less Juiceheads, More Radiohead!”

  14. Pound the POWER button

  15. Pray Away the JWwow! Because the Pope.

  16. Just think about how glorious these signs would be if the protesters took at least half the amount of time it takes one of the Guidos on the show to do their hair.

  17. well at least this protest doesn’t look like it was thrown together in 20 minutes

  18. Today, we’re all Snooki.

  19. oh, and you can’t spell “sluts” without U, lady. *SA! *SA!

  20. Water and ham!

  21. MTV’s Snookin’ for love in all the wrong places.

    (Have I told you guys how amazing the self-imposed name of Snooki’s reality show is to me?)

  22. EY OH, OH EY
    JERSEY SHORE IS NOT OK

  23. Not all of Jersey wants to be ****ed in its ****ing ***hole! If so we would be in debt?

  24. “Broadcast Bis and Tris, Not these Guys.”

  25. “Team Pauly D”

  26. Free Mumia!

  27. “You guys pretty much nailed it!” (am I doing this right?)

  28. “What do we want?!”“Dignity!”“How will we get it?!”“By standing out in the cold, protesting a ridiculous reality show!”

  29. sign1:”Jersey is more Garden State than Shore”
    sign2: “On second thought that character method man played didn’t help either.. my bad”

  30. “MTV, bring back Road Rules!”

  31. DEAR MTV: YOU SHOULD BE “SNOOKING” FOR A WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS “SITUATION”. AM I RIGHT? JWOWW.

  32. “No More Blood for Hair Gel!”

  33. Albinos are people too!

  34. 1, 2, 3, 4, fuckin’ get outta here, “jersey shore”!
    5, 6, 7, 8, and fuck zach braff, wit your “garden state”!
    9, 10, 11, 12, just everybody go fuckin fuck yourselves

  35. PEUHP (People for the Ethical Use of Hair Product).

    It’s pronounced poop, guys! Get it?

  36. Pale is the new Tan. MLIT!

  37. Get new hair gel, MORANS!

  38. “I’m NOT with wanting to have anal sex with you” but written with thin marker because the harder it is to read the more likely you are to get your point across.
     
    have i ran that ‘anal sex’ joke into the ground yet? I seriously love it. *LOVE IT*

  39. we never had this problem with the sopranos

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