VH1 is premiering I Love the New Millennium tonight because if one thing has been missing from television, it’s what Hal Sparks remembers about Erin Brockovich. Not to come to VH1′s work and slap the dick out of its mouth, but get that dick out of your mouth, VH1. If you wanted to air this on New Year’s Eve 2010 I would have said, “You know what, fair enough, let’s hear Luis Guzmàn pretend to wax nostalgic about Superbad.”

But it’s not New Year’s Eve 2010, you lazy motherfuckers. That shit came out on DVD six months ago. And Luis Guzmàn clearly hasn’t even seen it yet. He’s so nostalgic for the description he read on IMDB five minutes ago. Which is probably going to be a show soon, I Love Five Minutes No Wait Now It’s Four Minutes Ago. Ouch, I totally just got VH1 so bad. Please add zinggum.com to your RSS reader.

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Luis Guzmán – Wikipedia
Talented, charitable, dedicated to New Hampshire
Previous members include luminaries such as Chris Carpenter of Bedford, pitcher for the reigning World Series champs, the St. Louis ... Guzman, 21, of Concord, office and events manager for Red River Theatres, who says the biggest problem facing ...
Comments (3)
  1. Chris davis  |   Posted on Jun 23rd, 2008

    that can’t be real.

  2. I’ve seen every episode of I Love The…, so I will probably watch this too. Actually, I already started. I Love… 2000 was sneak peeked last night. Topics: Tivos and CSI. Michael Ian Black made a 9/11 joke. What year do you think they’ll do “blogs”?

  3. “I Love Five Minutes No Wait Now It’s Four Minutes Ago”

    Is that the show where they somehow make time move backwards?

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