Robin Hood trailer, you guys:

Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here? This is Sparta! FREEDOM! You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you. You shall not pass! You had me at hello. You make me want to be a better man. I’ll have what she’s having.

Comments (59)
  1. “This reminds me of a lot of films I’ve already seen, and I enjoyed those movies, so I will watch this.” –The American Public

  2. It makes me feel like I don’t even know what a Robin Hood is.

  3. bryan adams sits by his phone….

  4. Robinheart, the Brave. And water soldiers?
    “Oh, hi. We were just swimming in the ocean IN FULL ARMOR. No biggie”

  5. At least they didn’t make it with a spoon.

  6. Robin Hood: Men in Fights

  7. I don’t remember Bryan Adams sounding so metal. Your cousin’s wedding just got heavy.

  8. I can’t be the only one who threw his fists in the air and shouted “YEAH” when stuff started blowing up. I don’t know what came over me. It’s just not right. I’m feeling slightly ashamed right now after Hollywood’s violation of my emotions.

  9. I will only watch this if Richard Lewis plays Prince John. And if he has a mole.

  10. It looks like Vietnam came early this Millenium.

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    Don’t tell me it’s not worth tryin’ for.
    You can’t tell me it’s not worth dyin’ for.
    You know it’s true.
    Everything I do, I do it for you.

  12. You complete me. I am just a girl standing in front of a girl telling you that you love her. Who you gonna call? Ghost busters.

  13. I like how Robin Hood and his band of merry men traveled to the future to storm the beach at Normandy.

  14. I realized that today was merely a pastiche of other, better days I’d had in the past. In past days I was younger, dressed better, and listened to better music. MLI[RidleyScott's]RH

  15. http://www.gifsoup.com/view/102737/robin-hood.html

    This guy pretty much sums up my feelings for this film.

  16. The guy at :50 looks like Stanley Tucci. It can’t possibly Stanley Tucci, right?

    • All I know is, the possibility of seeing Stanley Tucci wail on some guys with a huge sword is more than enough to get my ass in the seats (i have a large ass).

    • Nah, I thought that too, but it’s the actor that played Spetimus in Stardust. He’s also the Andy Garcia look-a-like in Sherlock Holmes. Apparently he’s popular these days as a young evil “Stanley Tucci”-type to play all the big baddies of every film iuntil he’s typecast beyond the shadow of a doubt as a bad man.

    • I thought the same thing! I will totally watch Stanley Tucci kicking ass.

  17. No Saracen companion? Undiversified is unwatchable.

  18. Not enough arrow splitting.

    • Not enough…Needs more…Whatevs. I’m sure that I’m not doing it right. Where’s my list of how to be funny? (I know where it is.)

  19. Is this real life?

  20. Robin Hood was always a fierce General for the South. I’m glad to see Ridley Scott got it right.

  21. My dad is going to see this and enjoy the hell out of it.

  22. Sorry to be Prof. Fandango here, but Ridley Scott already made Gladiator 2, and it was called “Kingdom of Heaven” starring Legolas, Eva Green, a bunch of dudes who were in Braveheart, and guest starring Lucius Vorenus. The directors cut is actually really good, so I’m guesing I’ll go see this too.

  23. HOODS WILL ROB!

  24. It’s a hollow victory to read about a film and joke to your friends, “I bet it looks like Gladiator 2″ and then it actually does. If only Ridley Scott wasn’t so predictable. What was his last good movie, Matchstick Men?

  25. Needs more Willow if you ask me.

  26. I’m definitely gonna see this, cause Alan Doyle is playing Alan-a-Dale, and god help me if my childhood love of Great Big Sea doesn’t trump anything remotely questionable about this movie.

  27. Said Ridley Scott in a recent Entertainment Weekly article:
    “My brother Tony and I have this sibling rivalry going on to see who can make the worst movies. He’s gotten really good at the game. “The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3″. “Deja Vu”. “DOMINO!” Fucking Domino. I thought I’d never catch him after that. I feel like I have a real good shot with this one though.”

  28. If there’s no giant singing chicken, then you can count me out.

  29. Robin Cud #Whenwillthisgamecomebackyouguys

  30. Please allow me to step into the role of Professor Robin Hood for a moment, as I once took a university (!) seminar on the context and origins of the Robin Hood myths (also see: my avatar). Interestingly, the stories did not originate as nostalgic legends; they were meant as contemporary stories in the 1300s, which is when the first ones began to circulate.

    So when I say that this doesn’t look like the story of “the man behind the legend” (spoiler alert, there was no real Robin Hood), you should believe me.

  31. replenish thyne coffers… with ENTERTAINMENT!!!

  32. Somewhere out there, Kevin Costner is rolling around in his grave right about now.

  33. Gladiator shooting arrows in ultra-slow-mo is the new shirtless Iron Man getting punched in ultra-slow-mo.

  34. What upsets me most – beyond Ridley Scott being donesies, and beyond Gerard Butler being overhyped, and beyond how I?m pretty sure that was Stanley Tucci so I have to go cry now – what upsets me most is that this implies that a new Robin Hood movie is not redundant in a universe where Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves exists.

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