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Whoa. Do you know what this is like? This is like when I was old enough to start listening to NPR on my own and not just in my mom’s car on the way home from school or whatever, and at a certain point I noticed that NPR was using, like, Modest Mouse and The Sea and Cake as interstitial music between All Things Considered segments, and I was like “hey, wait a second GRANDPAS, that’s mine.” That is what this is like. BACK OFF, DAVID LETTERMAN.
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The compulsive clean freak in me wants to lint roll her pants constantly throughout this whole interview. Ewwww, cat hair.
Well, thank god he avoided all the obvious double entendre .
Yeah this is like when my Mom started wearing Sketchers SHAPE UPS, and I was all ‘Hey Mom, QUIT IT, thats mine!’
This actually reminds me of the time when i was 9 and I came home from school and my Dad was eating my dog, and I was all ‘Hey Dad, QUIT IT, thats mine!’
It’s just like when I came home and my were-friend Jacob had eaten all my cats and I told him “Coming from a professional, this is what most people would do wrong with their cats.” MLIT
Hold on, it took 98 years of living before you considered yourself ready to listen to NPR on your own?
Was gonna say, your Mom must be ANCIENT Gabe.
“Hey cat massage lady, i love your sexy squeak-voice… wanna check out the bed in my dressing room?”
First SNL now Letterman, Its just a matter of time before Gabe and Vgum gets Televisongum on the E! network.
Oh man, Televisiongum would be all bank reviews, all the TIME. Let’s make this happen! Videogum Everywhere (inside Ted Turner and Rupert Murdoch) (ew)!
it seems shockingly cruel to hear people openly mocking her IRL. She looked flustered by all the Lots of Love(ing).
My mind is officially blown.
We all have our pet peeves.
Not to be sour-y susan over here, but it’s not like vgum discovered cat lady. EIT did that shit.
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We’re Cuba Gooding Jr. and we just wrapped Jerry Maguire, but let’s not get big-headed.
If we don’t pay attention we’ll end up in Boat Trip and wake up next to the script of Radio.
Larry, don’t fuck joke around with her methods.
She takes them very, very seriously.
yeah, so I was debating weather to say “Don’t fuck around” or “Don’t joke around”, not “Don’t fuck joke around”. Just to clear things up.
Cat Massage Lady has officially sold out. Next, TMZ will be reporting on her connection to Tiger Woods.
Wait a second… Let me check something out.
Yup. I’m still sleeping.
Hold on, I’m going to wake up naturally and then try and make sense of the past two posts. Between this and the hip hop Hanukkah song, I am SO still stuck in REM sleep right now.
i didn’t see that coming. at all. i thought she was gong to pet the cat in a “bad” way and then sooth it with her “good” massage way. and then she touched “Davy” instead. wtf,
“Slow down, you’re moving too fast!”
You see at 1:31 how excited he gets.
YOU”RE SUCH A GOOD BOY, DAVY!!!