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It is officially the holiday season, and you know what that means. Pumpkin Head Christmas Dances! But also, parties. Before everyone gets too full on non-alcoholic egg nog and starts looking for hugs under the mistletoe (time to start respecting women, Christmas), invite your guests down to the finished basement and get in a good old fashioned non-denominational party game! Oh look, here’s one!
As usual, I will get the game rolling, but this mock-up movie poster from Worth1000 (thanks, Edith) basically says it all. But OK, I will also say it: compound movie titles made from a single star’s many roles. So:
- Can’t Hardly Wait to Go on a Clueless Road Trip, starring Breckin Meyer
- Juliet’s Polish Wedding to the Terminator in the Brokedown Palace, starring Claire Danes
- Swimming with K-Pax It Forward Se7en, starring Kevin Spacey
- Precious Phat Girlz on a Soul Plane to Beerfest: Based on the novel Push by Sapphire, starring Mo’nique
Sorry. I know it’s kind of unfair to take all of the very best actors for myself, but that is how the cookie bloggles (yuck). GAME ON!
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Battlefield Batman and Kazaam: Bad News Bears starring Jaden Smith as batman and John Cleese as Batman
FAIL! I didn’t understand the rules, good old public education
Godfather of the Bride Is Hanging Up in Marvin’s Room Because Annie Hall Said So, starring Diane Keaton
Old Dogs Blow Out an Urban Cowboy Starring John Travolta
Sounds more like a super fun headline for the local news but I guess it works.
Honey Moon in Leaving Las Vegas in Vegas of Las Vegas Vegas Vegas Las Vegas Con AIr Vegas starring Willem Defoe
Twist of Greasy Xanadu starring Olivia Newton John
Throw Roses off the Smoochy Train starring Danny DeVito
Speaking of Sex: A Tail of Two Kitties starring Bill Murray
Don’t Be A Menace to White Chicks, Little Man, starring Marlon Wayans
Power Ranger’s Pumpkin Karver of Summer, starring Minka Kelly *cough*
Matchstick Men and Lord of War Face Off the Wicker Man and the Ant Bully In the World Trade Center Knowing It Could Happen To You starring Nicholas Cage
Wet Hot Mean Baby Mama 2: The Squeakquel, starring Amy Poehler
Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy in…
The Adventures of Pluto Dolittle to America: The Klumps
MICHAEL DOUGLAS AND MICHAEL DOUGLAS IN:
THE GAME OF GHOSTS OF WALL STREET TRAFFIC SENTINELS
Hooch, Cast Away in Seattle, Versus the Big Volcano
(also starring Tom Hanks)
Old Men Inside Vicky Cristinastarring…Javier Bardem (?) (SORRY)
Open Season Spread, A Lot Like What Happens in My Boss’s Daughter
…starring Ashton Kutcher
Sleeping Dogs Attack Force in the Mouth of Madness: A Personal Journey by Sam Neill starring Sam Neil
Assassins Surviving Picasso: An Ideal Husband: A Map of the World starring Julianne Moore
Judgment Day Below Utopia the Alternate Leprechaun in the Hood: The Heist starring Ice-T
Bill Dance Bloopers
Once Upon a Time Charlie and the Fear and Loathing From Hell in Sleepy Hollow with Edward Scissorhands and Sweeney Todd, starring Johnny Depp.
Gigli and Daredevil Chasing Dazed and Confused Mallrats Around Pearl Harbor for Paychecks starring Ben Affleck.
Michael Clayton, Batman & Three Kings Burn After Intolerable Cruelty During The Perfect Storm From Dusk Til Dawn starring George Clooney.
Witness Airforce One Star Jones, Frantic Working Girl. Starring Harrison Ford
The Scorpion King’s Gridiron Gang, While Walking Tall, Race to Witch Mountain to Smackdown the Tooth Fairy, Get Smart and Be Cool: If you smell what Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is cooking.
Coneheads I now pronounce you chuck and larry (adam sandler)
Reservoir Dogs Interview Billy Madison in Fargo after they Escape from LA, starring Steve Buscemi
On the Road to Perdition the Golden Compass points to Munch and the Infamous Layer Cake. Starring steely eyed Daniel Craig
Pistol Whipped Clementine is Out For A Fire Down Below in the Belly of The Beast Under Siege Above The Law starring Steven Seagal: Lawman
add the picture of 3 guys and you have the most star studded gay orgy porn since we met dirk diggler
Pirates of the Carribean Blow Public Enemies From Hell In The Nik Of Time (Johnny Depp)
Batman needs A Few Good Men because Tommy Departed to Chinatown after he Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest when he had an Elephant Child with The Witches of Eastwick ( Jack Nicholson)
there any chicks up in here?
The March of the Wanted Dark Knight, Unleashed Under Suspicion by Se7en Million Babies, while all of the sudden Miss Daisy Kissed The Girls and Nurse Betty wrote her Bucket List.
Narrated by Morgen Freeman.
Marley, Me, and Drillbit Dupree Wedding Crash the Royal Zissoulanders Like a Bottle Rocket.
Gone Baby Gone With the Wind in 60 Seconds