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Videogum reader Josh has created his own Jersey Shore-themed nickname generator. Mine is “Tan Jovi.”
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“Orange Juice”
Uh, I’M Orange Juice, bro! This will not stand. We are so gonna pound out over this. Am I using that term right?
“D-muscle”
M-Gel
I am “The Condition” but you already heard that when your mom was screaming it.
“The Opportunity”
Eww.
Hot Spot….Awww yeah!
WHAT? Me too! You mean this generator doesn’t have an infinite number of names for all the Guidos and Guidettes of the world!?!? MLIJS
I put in my real name and got “The Tricep”
But than I put in Pepper Ann and got “P-Muscle”.
Juice Box
The Hands Team.
Also
The Rack
Me too!
The Prince of Paramus
Natural Light
WTF I too Am Natural Light. fuggit, just call me Natty Light.
And DS3M yielded the Prince of Paramus.
Then it’s a royal war, sir!
It actually seems to be completely random, if you just keep clicking “Fist Pump” with the same name in the box it runs through all the possibilities. Some of my favorites were “Juice Springsteen” and “The Sausage Party”.
I did that too. My first one was unsatisfactory, so i clicked again.
Ungrateful Americans
So, I decided I’m going to start a band just so I can name it “Juice Springsteen and the Sausage Party”. I don’t think we would even have to play music. People would pay us money simply for having the best name ever.
The Impact
Hard Hat. But when I used my Vgum name I got “The Impact.” Sorry, Mom and Dad. Advantage Videogum.
The Blowout.
Me too. Fist pump.
I entered my name as “Tom Cruise”, in case there were any gay people around; my Jersey Shore name legitimately came back as “DJ Douchebag”. Glorious.
The lack of variety in output leads me to only one logical conclusion: This is all an elaborate scheme to get our real names.
“The Sausage Party”. That sucks.
I got “Pookie,” which in actual Jersey Shore-speak would probably end up being “Pinkie” or “Porsche” or “Porkpie.”
I’m Pookie too. I’ll be Pookie F, you can be SuperPookie.
“403 Forbidden.” Hmm, I don’t think that’s very guido.
Yeah I got that too. What the fuck? I WANNA GET GELLED AND SNOOKIFIED.
This shit is not vibin with me
My nickname is “403 forbidden error”.
Mine too. :~(
Mine too. I was hoping for “Hot Molly.” Not that I know what that could possibly mean and my name is not Molly, but it just seems fitting.
Hooray! It’s back up!
Just call me “The Tan-trum.”
Man, I was SO CLOSE to making my perfect “403 Forbidden Error” / Jersey nickname joke. Now I’m too late. You would have loved it.
I think the Vampires are getting ready to start hating because everyone is going Guido crazy.
S-Train
The Dumptruck? What? can that even be right?
I got forbidden too. I think the name generator saw my totally un-Italian name coming a mile away and blocked me. So I call Juice Springsteen, since no one has legit got that one yet.
Ass Dan
While I got, “Danny Tan-ner,” my girlfriend got, “The Paris Hilton of Trenton.”
I think we’re supposed to be together.
I may or may not reside (I do) really close to Trenton.
There is no Paris Hilton of Trenton.
yeah, trenton is not the part of nj that these people come from.
Well, lets be honest here, only two of them are even from Jersey. Actually I think the guy Mike is from Manalapan, which means we new Jersey state motto needs to become, “New Jersey: Home of the Situation.”
Pooker
haha my videogum name gets The Back End. TWSS
“The Ashley Simpson of Cape May” [YESSSSSSS]
“The Marisa Tomei of the Bronx.” Fantastic.
SAME! great one.
Me too! Fantastic.
I got Juice Springsteen. My brother got The Condition. Mine is more fun.
I got Juice Springsteen too.
Can we share?
My answer is no. You’re fired.
C-Cat
Meh. I really wanted a Springsteen-related one….
I got ‘The Tan-talizer’. In other news, this is my first comment and I’ve been reading the site since it opened. I figured I read all your guys shit enough I might as well join you in it. Let the shitting party commence!
a-pow
I’m B-Pow! (wow!)
The Tight End.
eh!
Sookie…
I am also Sookie!
“The Appointment”
PENCIL ME IN
I am The Appointment as well. Looks like they double booked us.
I like Tan-tric or S-pop.
Cunt McCunty. . . . I think something went either very wrong or very right!
“The Marisa Tomei of the Bronx” …. loving this so hard right now
Vibe Time
The Good Time. You know, what you have when you put on four polo shirts and POP ALL THE COLLAS!
S-Tan.
The Tan-ticle? I think its impossible to say this one without phrasing it as a question.
The Jesus Codpiece. Wait…
If I enter my full name, I get “The Ashley Simpson of Cape May.” Translation, please?
The Ashley Simpson of Cape May
“The Good Time” No pictures no proof says I.
Ms. Potato Dick
The Bicep.
Not really appropriate, as I would describe myself as having pipe cleaners more than pipes.
Yeah, well at least you’re not “The Deltoid,” I had to Google search what that even was. Obviously, I am not Professor Muscles over here.
On the internet, sir, you are whatever you want to be.
You know, man has ever employed his reason to increase his vice and is tireless in inventing ways to test the buoyancy of fools and dunces: bureaucracies, schools, Facebook, NASCAR, English departments, the priesthood, fast ?food,? the comment box… but reality TV shows that foster such a malaise seem to be the best boom of all.
“Mr. Monkeyshine”
Damn, I couldn’t resist doing it again…. I’m too firmly latched onto the teat to make much complaint.
The Position
That’s whats up.
Which one? – TWSS (does that even make sense?!?)
I clicked “Fist Pump” until I got the one I liked: L-Train. But there’s already a S-train. They need more names. When they came up with Juice Springsteen, they could have easily added Juice Vilanch for good measure.
A-Scream. And I’m actually from New Jersey!
DJ Douchebag. ugh. it’s like telling me the color of my soul. beautiful.
“Richard Grieco”.
Mine’s “Strong Guy.”
X-Factor, anyone?
The fact this name generator can’t load is a sign that 2012 can’t come fast enough.
I kept Fist Pumping until I got J-Gel.
“L-Pop” eh… lukewarm
Danny Tan-ner
But I would have preferred Rave Coulier….
The Tan-Gent. Which is frankly just awesome. It’s like, i’m a tanned gentleman. But also i am a man who touches people at a single point in relation to their curves and surfaces.
Me too! Apparently I am only partially related to things.
C-Train…
…Which is what a friend of mine has in her phone as the contact for her drug dealer because that’s how she gets to him.
Are we about to have a Situation here? (Am I using that right?)
This one won’t load for me either! It’s like the world doesn’t want me to find out my Jersey Shore Nickname!
I am a unique and special snowflake (so far), as I am Last Call
(coincidentally my favorite Tim Powers book. Does that balance out the fact that I am using the internet to make up fake names inspired by a (fake) reality show on a (fake) trashy tv station?)
“The Rack” and my cat is “The Bicep”
Mine is “Santharliman”. Google it.
my fist pump produced this:
Upvotes forever.
That has completely hypnotized me. And he clipped his poor friend in the face on the way to punching in Schnookie’s clock!
Or is this what Meat Neck meant by pounding Sammie?
Hate to say this is totally random. I did it at work and got something I couldn’t remember and now I got something completely different: “The Tight End”, sounds a bit sexist considering I am a woman. Now “Vibe Time”. I am tempted to keep refreshing til I remember the first one. *sniff*
Did anyone else get “Bones”? ‘Cause I did. And so did your mother.
‘The Bicep’, because my guns only need one to pump!
Didn’t mean to hit reply, apparently there are no muscles controlling my brain
The Deltoid
?
The Incident. I might start using that.
“The Position”
“The Good Time” My name is a fact!
“The Incident”
im THE TRICEP