Posted on Dec 8th, 2009 by Gabe 13 Comments

Normally, English teachers will advise you to avoid the passive voice, but I think we can all agree that this YouTube description is perfectly written: “Tiger’s wife is manfully defended by him in relation to the roll she recently played in a traffic accident.” Good sentence! Great video!

Finally, our glory is restated! China, YA BURNT. North American Continent Is #1! Anyone want to buy an unused ticket to Avatar? I am pretty sure I don’t need to see it anymore. I’ve got all of the mind-blowing, life-changing blackface CGI I need right here.

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Comments (13)
  1. David_notascynical  |   Posted on Dec 8th, 2009

    “But only to help me escape…” he kept spitting bitterly into successive tumblers of Laphroaig as the pink fishnets in his eyes turned redder and redder until, at last, the funereal curtains of his eyelids closed for the night and Islay?s own sweet oblivion obliterated the memory of two fire hydrants, six triple bogeys, and one failed pass at the drink-cart girl.

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  2. I Like A Skinny Tie  |   Posted on Dec 8th, 2009

    What did I just see?

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  3. holy smokes!  |   Posted on Dec 8th, 2009

    you crazy for this one British Columbia!

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  4. etc  |   Posted on Dec 8th, 2009

    They must have some CRAZY GREAT drugs up in Canada.

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  5. itsahotdog!  |   Posted on Dec 8th, 2009

    Tiger, don’t interrupt!

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  6. Tom Foolery  |   Posted on Dec 8th, 2009

    Personally, I loved this; incredible acting and effects, and I’m a huge fan of this new style of deadpan humor that Sharon is doing.

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  7. Ian  |   Posted on Dec 8th, 2009

    I can’t believe it’s taken me 12 years to realize Tiger is a midget

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  8. Ice Station Zebra  |   Posted on Dec 8th, 2009

    I like the choice to make Tiger’s breasts only modestly sized. We wouldn’t want this to look ridiculous.

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  9. Superglue  |   Posted on Dec 8th, 2009

    I knew my gut was telling me to look up “Manfully” on urbandictionary-dot-com for a reason.

    Manfully:
    An adverb meaning ‘cock-first’
    ex:“I strode manfully into my living room”
    “He lives life manfully”

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  10. Napoleon Complex  |   Posted on Dec 8th, 2009

    That was… WHAT WAS THAT??

    All I have to say about this is
    NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  11. The Life of the Mind  |   Posted on Dec 8th, 2009

    I’m pretty sure that video was the uncanny valley of ironic/satirical youtube videos. It has all of the characteristics of a totally ironic, intentionally horrible video, but I detected just enough sincerity in it that it left me feeling emotionless and hollow because I don’t know whether to laugh or just feel sad.

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  12. bearbra  |   Posted on Dec 8th, 2009

    Tiger has Hamburger Helper hands (ungloved).

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