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Shooting isn’t just for men anymore. Now it is also for women. Men and women. One of the things that seems to appeal to women most about shooting is the ways in which their new hobby can dovetail with their love of looking great, and with their love of shooting anyone who threatens their tow-headed child in the face. As long as their husbands aren’t home. Obviously, if their husbands are home, all of this becomes moot. Or at least recreational. Something to do before heading over to the garment district (aka Dream Neighborhood) with the ladies. “You gals want to get get together and shoot some hollowpoint bullets with the new guns that we fucking bought without even bothering to try them out such was our confidence in our desire to own these goddamn guns before heading over to Filene’s Basement to look at SPANX and BLOUSES?” That is just one of the regular everyday things you will hear someone say in today’s modern unisex gun ranges.
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The start of this video looks like a plot to a cheesy 80′s porno. Not that the porno’s I watch have children in them or anything.
but they do have random apostrophes in them
Oh yeah, the ’80s were all about random apostrophes, cheesy pornos, and women firing guns with their vaginas. It was a crazy time!
Vagina guns. My patent is legally binding, so hush your voice. You’re a regular Alexander Graham Bell ain’t ya?
Nothing sexier than a woman who knows how to discharge a firearm into her vagina.
AMIRITE???
Hold the phone. Is that Major Dad?
No, but it is Simon. Or Simon. I get my 80s private detectives confused.
Aha! It’s Mr. Delta Burke!!! George Hearst!!!
When he showed up, I thought this was going to dovetail into an episode featuring an investigation into an “accidental” shooting involving a feisty redhead.
It would appear to be. His voice is like warm mahogany…
I always associate him with Mr.Bux from NeverEnding Story first and THEN Major Dad.
Woof. Bono does not look good in this video.
“Honey, how about we put the kids to bed, turn on some smooth jazz, and shoot at any trespassers outback?”
this is a must-watch if only for the slow jamz version of the koopa troopa beach song from mario kart that comes in at 3:15.
“I’ve always wondered something. Why is it called a ‘revolver’?”
Yeah that’s exactly the sort of genius you want owning a gun.
Maybe you should focus less on how to handle a gun and more on your son Dylan’s affairs, as he obviously has a hit out on him.
She learned the hard the way that it’s best not to ask questions about what happens in playgroup.
Mickey Fowler needs to watch it with all the walkin up on people at shooting ranges.
The EIT folks made this edit pretty enjoyable, but this is definitely not the weirdest sexual harassment video I’ve seen.
Well, this gives me something to think about. I mean, if Jane Fonda can learn to shoot and not worry about her lady business getting in the way then maybe I should put down my bonbons and pick up a gun! Well, after my stories, of course. Tampons!
Up vote, mainly for the excitement over Tampons but the rest is good too.
So THAT’S why they’re called “hand” guns!
no. i still don’t get it. Piss-tal? are these boys talking about penis again?
Yes, they are, and its spelled “pistil.” Pistil. Stamen. Get it? You get it. Professor Plantsexualorgansgum over here.
“Basically better stopping power.”
By which he means innards on your carefully chosen drapes.
How does this video make its way into the eyeballs of its intended audience? Is it an impulse buy item at the Piggly Wiggly (perhaps!), however, more likely it is either purchased or complimentary at gun ranges/shops and sold/distributed to men who want to make sure there is someone in the house that can use the firearms still too heavy to be wielded by their offspring. This concludes another installment of “Points of View to Which I Am Foreign.”
Quit playin at guns and make my breakfast.
I had no idea Bil Dwyer knew so much about firearms.
what a transformation! now she’s professor firearms.
“Gary’s not home?” Hmm where is her missing husband? Looks like this soccer mom already knows how to use a revolver… and maybe a shovel.
I knew a woman with a gun once, she used the butt of the gun to break up a fight with her dogs and then we all go to take a trip to the veterinarian.
Still don’t understand what she’s going to need a gun for in the kitchen…..
shootin’ stuff.
Q: why don’t us women need watches?
anyone? anyone?
A: because there’s a clock on the stove.
Did she ever stop to think that it was her husband outside?… Just saying.
Man can we just give a big golden award to all saxophone players from the 90′s? Thanks for getting us there guys, you are THE BEST.
“First we are going to take up the revolver, which is what I’m holding.”
Somehow that line just tickled me, and I had to post on videodum, which is what I’m viewing.
Always nice to see Tim Heidecker in a video:
Major Dad!
You can cut the sexual tension with a vagina gun as Mickey repeatedly spins the chamber on that revolver.
If you hear a strange noise outside, follow these basic rules:
1. Take your child to a room on the ground floor with large windows.
2. Call someone other than the authorities and speak without urgency.
3. Let potential burglars hear that you don’t know how to use firearms.
I love it when I just happen to meet all my girlfriends at the shooting range. It seems to be happening more frequently ever since they started offering day-care there.
OMG. The main actress is Lee Purcell. She played the slutty stepmom in Valley Girl. I hate myself for knowing that.
You mean Beth Brent? OMG she was such a slut! High five!
(pulls hand away)
Just kidding, I got that info from IMDB and never heard of that movie/tv show. I hate you too!
Yes they certainly spent a lot on that apostrophe. Shame they put it in backwards.