Dan Levy, the host of College Humor’s I Have To Go In A Minute show, got enviable access to Stephen Colbert (or “Stephen Colbert”) at his office, where Stephen gave Dan hosting tips, styled his hair, and revealed that he owns over 4500 suits, via No Fact Zone:

“Are you curious about your guests or do you just want people to watch you?” “I just want people to watch me.” “That I can understand.” I kind of hate Dan Levy now, but just because he got to have a sandwich with Stephen.