In an interview a few weeks ago, George W. Bush made the heart-warming announcement that he had given up golf because of the War in Iraq. The guy is mad nice.
After the presidential election ends this fall, and George Bush’s legacy is relegated to historical artifact to be puzzled over by the leather-armor wearing, reconstituted-urine drinking inhabitants of New Waterton, WaterWorld, when all the pundits have turned to dust, and Jon Benjamin, Jon Glaser, and Patrick Borelli are making their “jokes” with the angels up in heaven, that is when George Bush will finally get vindication as being the best fucking guy. It’s only because people have witnessed the tragedy of his decisions and the human costs of his policies first hand that they aren’t able to recognize that this is, like, the best dude right here. The guy is nailing it.

George W. Bush, such a good little champion.