Papa Smurf called, he wants you to watch this video!
I miss Understated Andy Dick
Wait, what did GodSauce Say?
Looks like Zach lost some weight. Very disappointing. Way to “go Hollywood.”
Well, he did hire the Michelin man’s trainer.
I would watch Zach G angrily mumble at Meryl Streep. I hear NBC’s got an unused time slot at 10 E EVERY NIGHT for him to do this.
When I tell stories I say ?the end? when I am finished so that my significant otter knows when to say, ?Oh, you do go on.? And then he changes the subject because i am uh…boring. Long story short I?m glad he doesn?t have pre-recorded sound effects of, um, a cricket or what have you. That would be embarrassing.
I think having a “Significant Otter” is illegal.
Well, you know, maybe it shouldn?t be. This is America buddy, and what two consenting adults do in their private lives is their own business. Men will be marrying turtles soon and it is just a matter of time before the rest of the zoo opens. Keep your government out of my bedroom! Love is for everyone! Marriage for all! And so on and so forth.
Do you have a flickr?
What? Why? Are you…are you coming on to me?
Have you painted a murinal of your significant otter?
Parks and Recreation was so good last week!
One of my favorite things about Zach is his ability to look like he’s JUST about to show signs of being extremely emotional (mostly angry, but other emotions as well), but he never actually cracks on the surface. SUCH TENSION! So good.
The film “Visioneers” that Zach was in has this stuff in SPADES. He communicates so much while saying so little in that film. Check it out, people.
I bet Andy Richter would call this bit “To the Right of Two Geniuses”.
More like THREE geniuses. And one cocaine addict.
All I’m saying is…”Andy Dick likes cocaine”…I think we can all agree on that.
why is there no zach galifianakis promise? that man never lets (me) down.
Yeah, let’s get that promise going. Think of how many hungry mouths would be fed by those Lots of Loaves (?).
I just don’t get this guy.
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Funniest thing Conan’s done since getting a concussion.
Is the sight of Conan’s neck unsettling to anyone else?
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