I don’t get what Mike Myers’s problem is. Is he in a competition with Jerry Seinfeld to see who can lose the most good will the quickest? Granted, Jerry Seinfeld is CRUSHING IT on that one. Bee Movie. Never Forget. But still, The Love Guru? No, David Blaine. And he’s clearly going to nail it at the MTV Movie Awards this weekend.

(via Film Drunk)

What? Russell Crowe jokes! Relevant! Diarrhea jokes! YESSSSS! Why can’t Mike Myers write and be in everything? This guy is the best (not the best). Did you know that his character in Love Guru comes from a village in India called Hairin Makeister. That joke alone is grounds for a class action lawsuit.

OPEN LETTER DAY!

Dear Mike Myers,

You hurt my feelings. Now fucking pay me.

Love,
America.

Comments (5)
  1. ian  |   Posted on May 29th, 2008 0

    ..isnt it mike myers? am I missing something?

  2. Chadams  |   Posted on May 29th, 2008 0

    NO ONE should get so rich off of Scottish accents and forced giggles alone. At least no one with the same hair cut two decades running.

  3. Spena  |   Posted on May 29th, 2008 +1

    more like CRASS action lawsuit. Am I right, people?

    Kevin Eubanks, everybody!

  4. Jessica  |   Posted on Jun 3rd, 2008 0

    I loveeeeee Michael Myers, it is Mike Myers who does him as the film in ‘Halloween’ isnt it? of course, im obsesed with ot all, ive got loads of photos of Michael i know just when it started, all what happend, its just o great, i luv the film, its more real , not like talkintigers who come and eat you, its just soo diferent, i would love to meet Mike Myers in person an get an aotograph, hehe. Anyway see ya all. XXX

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