Kids, if you want to become a viral video sensation, just do something bad and then be totally remorseless about it on your local news. And be sure to live in Florida. As a nation heals from the YouTube success of the little boy who stole his Grandma’s SUV, two badly-pixelated teenage girls near Lake Worth, Florida flat-out brag about how they took the girl scout cookie money away from a suspiciously adorable little girl scout named Gracie.

They’re both “actually kind of pissed” that they don’t get to keep the money even though they’re facing charges. They were going to buy a necklace and some stuff and a new phone! But not now.

Comments (3)
  1. beb  |   Posted on May 29th, 2008 +1

    how can they be so young and look so skanky?

  2. Lets not give Floridians all the credit, have we already forgotten the Aussie party planner with an aversion to sunlight ?

  3. “Hey Stacie.”
    “Hey whats up Kell.”
    “Nothing much, but hey check out that little bitches cash.”
    “I know like right?”
    “lets take it and buy starbucks!”
    “What a fucking great idea Stace!”

    “Hey i cant believe we did that”
    “I know right?”
    “But fuck her shes just a nine year old and its like totally free cash.”
    “Hey lets go to Juicy Couture now and get some 12 year old booty pants.”

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