A sampling of Arnold Schwarzenegger and John Milius’s DVD commentary for Conan The Barbarian:

LOLOLOL. So good. “She’s In Ecstasy, She’s In Drugs” is the first single off of my next album.

Remember when DVDs were first coming out and everyone was excited because they could hold so much bonus information? And then you realized that in technical terms, “bonus” actually stands for “horrible and boring”. I think the last time I watched a director’s commentary track was on the movie Election. During the scene where Matthew Broderick gets stung on the eye by a SPOILER ALERT bee, director Alexander Payne said “In this scene i was really trying to convey bees,” and I said “Done, next generation technology please.”